Summer Memories!

  Hello Penguins,
Just a Reminder I have Posted my Pictures in Europe on the “About Dendo Guy” Page. (Thanks for Idea Missingbird) I Hope you Enjoy it! Anyways, has Anyone found out what the name of the song is that goes “Ohhh, cause’ i’m Lonely, i’m so lonely!” thats NOT by Akon? Until then…..

                      Waddle on,
                              Dendo Guy

Summer Secrets!

  Hello Penguins,
Rockhopper has left and is now going for the Shores of Rockhopper Island. The Catalogue Secrets are on the Summer Scary Post.  As for the Furniture Secrets and the the Igloo Secrets they are the Same so I am just going to Copy and Paste some things. Beginning with the Furniture Catalogue Secrets:

The Secrets, the Furniture Catalogue has 1 Secret.  The Royal Throne in the SAME place! I am gonna Start E-mailing CP on why it has been in there for so Long! To get it Click on the Word “Throne” in “Princess Throne” It Costs $750 PC (Penguin Coins)

    

For the Igloo Catalogue there are the Same 3 Secrets we have from Last Times Catalogue. On the Floor Removal Page Click on the Crowbar to get the Secret Stone Igloo. It Costs $2000 PC (Penguin Coins)

    

Then Click on the Deluxe Snow Igloo’s Door to get the Secret Deluxe Stone Igloo. It Costs $5000 PC (Penguin Coins)

    

The Last Secret for the Igloo Catalogue is the Snow Globe to get it Click on all the Words “Snow” in the Catalogue then Click on the Basic Igloo’s Window. The Snow Globe Costs $3700 PC (Penguin Coins)

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Now go back to Page 9, the Basic Igloo and Click the Window. Now you have an Opportunity to have a Snow Globe!

The Last Secret would be the New Pin. Its a Tent and its Located at the Mine Shack.

  

The Camping Party has also Started. I love the Music, this is a Music I cant get Annoyed by! Its so Happy! I also cannot Beleive what they did to the Pizza Parlor! For this Weekednd-Only Party there was 1 Free Item. The Marshmallow on a Stick! Its at the Cove!

  

In other News, Ask Mikey will now once Again be Up and Running. The Contest Starts on September 1st and Pixel Penguins + Find Five will Start on the 23rd of September, the First Day of Fall! Until then…..

                              Waddle on,
                                      Dendo Guy

P.S. Take a look at Rockhopper’s Presents in the Loughthouse! They are so Big I couldnt take a Picture of them!

P.P.S. Does anybody know that a Song that goes “Ohhh, cause’ i’m so Lonely, i’m Lonely” but its NOT by Akon?

Summer in Sarajevo

  Hello Penguins,
I am here to Tell you my Last Days in Europe. Then, my Next Post will be About Club Penguin, the Catalogues and Secrets, all that! Here are my Last Stories for you! The Pictures will be Posted Very Soon, as soon as my Mom Empties her USB.

Day 16
Slip n’ Slide

Today my family and I went to the Big Pool Again. This time when I went on the Slides I would Swing from the Metal Bar. It would Appear as if I Slipped and Launched myself down the Water Slide. 2 of the Three Slides I was able to slide on the very side of the Slide not even Touching the stream of Water. I am Hoping to come back on Day 20 so I can Exercise with my Uncle.

Day 17
House Hell

You’re supposed to Recover from a Bad Day by having a Good Day. I was Recovering from a Good Day by having a Bad Day. By the time it was the Afternoon I was so Bored that I started Complaining because I wasn’t in Canada. I Truly wanted to Go Home and my Mom sees that I was Right when I said I didn’t want to come this Year. I Promised Everyone that when I come Home I am going to Kiss Canadian Ground. I Promise you I will show you a Picture of that

Day 18
5 Hour Hair-do

Today we went to the City, my Mom, Sister, and Aunt were getting a New Do. When we got there my Aunt changed her Mind and didn’t want a Haircut. My Sister was still Deciding because she wasn’t Sure if she could “TRUST” these Stylists with her Hair. As for my Mom, she knew exactly what she Wanted and her Hair went to the Stylists. It looked like she was getting Highlights but they would have to wash her hair, Cut it, Dry it, Wash it Again, Dry it and then put the Highlights, then Wash it, and Dry it for the Third Time. My Sister was still Deciding and my mom was getting Angry because she couldn’t make up her Mind. She said no and we went to a Cafe. Luckily it had Internet and I know some of you spoke to me such as Mits and Dunya. By THE Time she came back with her Glamorous Hair the day was gone because it was Already 6:00 PM and we came at 1 PM!

Day 19
Drop and give me 500

Today me and my Aunt were going to be in the House Again so I decided to set Myself a Challenge by doing 500 Sit Ups in 1 Day. It was a Challenge and it wasn’t that Easy but I made it! 500 Sit Ups in 1 Day made me Twitch! I lost 2 lbs. Already! Anyways, my Stomach feels like a Bruised Banana, and my Foot feels Numb from all the Pressure.

Day 20
Coffee Stain

It was Evening and the Sun was Coming Down so it was Cooler to come Outside. My Mom was Friends with my Aunts Neighbours for a Long Time and we went to see them because they were just Next Door. She was showing me how to Enjoy a Cup of Coffee without the Handle Attached to the Cup. I know that because you just have to Hold it by the Top. Then she showed me the “Enjoy” part. She has these Sugar Hearts and they’re like Sugar Cubes
but in the Shape of a Heart. Then, you Dip the Sugar Heart in the Coffee and put the wet part on your tongue. Take a Sip of the Coffee and Swallow, even with the sugar it was a very Strong Taste. So I went to the Side of the Road Secretly and Launched it into the Air and it Splattered on the Road. Then, this old man came over and as soon as I saw him I turned back with an Empty Cup. Then the Lady’s Kid’s Friend asked me if I wanted to Play Wall Ball and I Agreed. We went to play were the old man was and he appeared as if he was gone but he came and mumbled out words, I could only Understand one and that was “Smotan” it means Clumsy and Stupid. Well I didn’t know what was up with Mr. Landlord but I hope what I did wasn’t Bad Luck.

Sticky Situation

A Few Hours Later the Lady’s Kid’s Friend Selma and the Lady’s Kid (Amina) asked me if I wanted to Play inside. I Accepted and I ended up putting on Artificial Nails. I only put 1 on my Thumb then Immediately Removed it because it was Weird. What did I use to put it on you Ask? I put on Glue for Artificial Nails, they put on High Performance Super Glue! I showed them the Differences and Translated the Meanings and I know in their mind they Freaked they just Wanted to stay Calm so their mom does! (You know how moms are) The Glue had Already been on there for a Day, but after a couple Hours in the Washroom… they got them out in Proudly! I don’t how they Pried it out, they must’ve used a Crowbar or Something!

Day 21
Absolutely Nothing

I didn’t do much Today. My Aunt, Sister, and Mom went to a Salon while I watched a Movie with my Uncle.

Day 22
Paint Misbehavin’

I had no Idea what to Name this Story so I Named it After a Game in Mario Party 8. Love that Mini-Game, and it Matches what Happened Today. Today I was Painting with my Uncle. I was Painting with a Roller, I Went Nicely Up and Down About 3 Times then went 1 Over. As for my Uncle he seemed as if he just wanted to get it off of his Mind. He went Up and Down Rapidly, then Sideways, and Diagonal. When my Dad Painted my Room he put Tape to not Paint the Ceiling, and if it was a Dark Colour he would Paint Everything White, then the Other Colour. In the end my Aunt had to Re-Paint Everything to make it look good. But, they still Painted the Ceiling so its as if you were in a Box.

Day 23
Bruised Banana

When I said I felt like a Bruised Banana because of the Sit-Ups, I was Wrong. I don’t know how I was so Clumsy Today but I hit myself over 100 Times. I Banged into Tables and Doors, then Stub my Toe or Bang my Fingers. If I got a Bruise from Everything I Hit I would look like a Plum!

Day 24
Mozart

I went to go see a Family Member and they have a Cat Named Mozart. This cat is Insane, hes 1 Year old and as Playful as a Kitten. He would Follow this String And I would Swing it into a Bag and he would Fly in. He was like Spiderman, he would spring off Couches and he could actually Run on Couches! The Funniest Part was when I put him on top of a Steep Couch and have a Wide open Bag underneath. I would throw the String in there and he Sky Dived into the bag Tumbling Somersaults. Poor guy was Tired in the End and the Next Story will Tell you Why.

Temperature

Its getting hot in here, so turn up the A/C. When we left Mozart’s it was Hot and Humid! My Uncle’s Car can take the Temperature Outside and Believe it or not, but when we were Driving the Temperature just kept Rising by 0.5 Every 30 Seconds it would Change and it went from 36.0 to 41.0! That’s 5 Degrees in About a 5 Minute Drive!

Day 25
Sandos

We met a Cool, Fun Guy at the Air Port that was going to be on the same Flight as us to Vienna. H eoculd speak English and he Lived in California. He knew how to Surf and all that. He had some Funny Stories to tell like how he broke his Cousin’s Barbies when he was little and said “The Ninja Turtles were Fighting” because he liked Ninja Turtles. Only thing was, I called him Sandos but his Name is Actually Sandros.

Tired

When I got Home from the 8 Hour Flight I was Unbelievably Tired. I wasnt in the Mood to Play Wii ( You can see how Tired I was ) or going on the Internet (In Sarajevo/Split I couldnt Wait) Or Play Video Games. I just Wanted to be with my Friends Outside, but it was Raining!

Thats All! I Hope you Read my Next Post About the Secrets and Stuff thats been Going on when I wasnt there! Time to Recover and show you all you need to know to get back on Track with Club Penguin! Until then….

                  Waddle on,
                          Dendo Guy

Summer in Split

Hello Penguins,
Sorry that I haven’t posted for a long time but Bosnia’s Internet is the Most Expensive and Canada’s is the Cheapest. I will show you the Secrets, New Catalogues, Pins, and give Pictures when I get home. All I know is that I have heard the Catalogue Secret Locations are the same as last time, Pin is at Mine Shack, and that Rockhopper has come. I have now been in Europe for 17 Days, but I am only going to Share to 15 then my Next Post will Reveal More.

Day 4
Kuma’s Aquarium

Today on the beach we met up with my Dad’s Best Man from his Wedding. Here they call it a “Kuma” Funny, I call one of my Best Friends Kuma although his Name is Kamar. Anyways, hese pretty Awesome. When he went in the Water he’d Scuba and goes to a not far Are where he would catch sea Animals, then release them. He caught us a Starfish, Sea Urchin, and Sea Pickle.

Paper Pizza

After the beach we decided we were too tired to make Dinner so we got Pizza. When my Sister brought it back she was too Hungry to Care where she put so she put it 2/3 hanging out from the Table. I opened the lid to take a Sniff before I went to wash my hands and when i closed it (not slammed it) the pizza fell on the Chair and Tipped over with the lid open. The Pizza hit the floor and dinner was gone. Moment of Silence came and my Aunt just sighed and said we’ll just have to make Pancakes.

Day 5-6

We just hanged around the Beach and did some Activities such as Surfing, Water Soccer, and going on the Trampoline.

Day 7
Cool Cruise

We went on a Cruise Today. The Boat on the Picture was NOTHING like we got. It was Horrible! But the 2 Places we went to were Nice. We had a Fish Dinner and I threw my Fish out the Window because I Hate Seafood. The Other Stuff nobody Ate my Cousin and I got to Fling out of the Boat.

Day 8-9

These Last Two Days in Split we agreed to Stay Put. Pretty much because we were Tired and it was very hot. I was mostly on the Computer, and Playing the Electric Piano. (I cant actually Play but my Sister taught me how to play Twinkle Twinkle little Star and Baba Black Sheep)

Day 10
Locked

Today we were going to Dracevo to stay there for a Night and then head for Sarajevo. We were at a restaurant because we were Hungry and my Sister was finished so she was sitting outside a Couple Meters away from the car. I came and she said she had to go to the Washroom, she asked if I wanted to come back inside the restaurant with her, at first I said no but then I changed my Mind and said yes because I had to go Aswell. When we came back our folks were gone and agreed they were waiting for us outside, when we went out the had their heads like this /0\ in less than a Minute our car tire was locked because we parked in a zone where you can only park for 15 minutes. We paid 200 Kunas and I and my Sister Believe he did it on purpose.

Foot Funny

Finally got to Dracevo and we had a TV in our Room that had and Antenna that Captures Channels. Now, I love to Act like a CSI worker or Safe Cracker as I have Previously Opened a Safe Lock for my Sisters Friend and Opened a Door in Split. (Don’t know if I told you About that but it Happened on Day 7) so I tried to Adjust the Antenna to make the Best Picture Possible. It went out and I sighed because I had a Good Picture then my sister just Randomly put her foot there and it worked again. When she put her leg back it went out. Then she did it again and it worked! It was funny because when she put her foot there it would do crazy things such as change channels, has music for other channels, and would change back and forth from color to black and white. Night of Fun!

Day 11
Forest Animals

The Part of Dracevo I was in the Forest. So, I saw some cool Forest Animals around the Area. Found a poor Tree Frog in a Bottle of Water, a snail on some Rock Stairs, and 2 Cute Cuddly Cats. I got the Frog out of the bottle then held it in my Hands, then, put him on a Leafy Tree. The snail, I didn’t see it and then it went under my foot while I was sitting on a Chair… yah. The cats lived there so I just pet them and fed them.

Yyy… I mean Zzz…

When I got to Sarajevo I was soo Tired I couldn’t even think. When I thought of a Horse I would say Oink, when I thought of a Pig I would say Bahh. Things were definitely mixed up. Unfortunately even though I couldn’t wait to come back I had to go out for food! It was worth it because I was Hungry too.

Day 12
Travel Temper

I don’t know about you, but I hate being at at the City when your on Vacation. Today we went there for a Couple of Hours. I was so Grumpy because I just wanted to go Home, lay down on a Couch and watch TV. My Sister was Teasing me and I just fake Laughed. That just made her Laugh Harer. It was Heart Breaking knowing there was a Free Internet Access Station there. If only I knew I would bring my Laptop. If only every place was like this I would love come tto come to the City during Vacation Time!

Day 13
Forgotten

FUNNY STORY. We went to the City Again and when we were Leaving my Aunt was Paying for the Parking. My Uncle Already Started the Car and we went of WITHOUT my Aunt. We were Driving off until I noticed we weren’t so Squished and that someone must be Missing, then I noticed, my Aunt was Gone. I turned Back and she was there still Paying the Man. I told my Uncle and he waited for my Aunt. Nobody what Embarrassed it was just Hilarious!

Day 14
Slippery Slide

Today I went to a Water Park right Beside the Sarajevo Airport. When the Planes Land or Take of the Wheels are Basically 50 Meters Above you! (Not a lot) Anyways, I met a friend that Speaks English and his Name is Dennis and it’s not Cooligirl!  We made up a Game, each Slide is 1 World, there are 4 Worlds and you have to find the Secret Fifth one. There were Rushing Rivers, Water Spitters, a Wave Pool, Igloos and Caves, Hot Tubs and much more! I got sick because I was in the water Non Stop and I had no Sunscreen. I don’t know how but I even got Chapped Lips! (Honey Helps a lot! I had to keep putting it on because it was so tasty! I looked like I was a Baby with Baby food Smeared across my Lips!)

Day 15
Uncle Bananas

My Aunt and I went Shopping for Supplies to make these Superb Cakes. Its like Wafer at the Bottom with Mashed Bananas and Apple at the Top with like more Wafer, I don’t know, it sounded more of a Sundae! Anyways, my Uncle eats a lot at Night because he has a Hunger the size of an oak tree. When my Aunt and I woke up my Aunt noticed the Bananas were gone, she knew who it was! My Uncle had just eaten 1.5 KG of Bananas! We ended up making croissants, then we bought Nutella and hid it from him so we could make Pancakes in the Morning!

Sugar Faces

We went to Vrela BosniaTranslation: Hot Bosnia. It’s supposed to be the place where water was “born” Its spring water and its soo cold because it came from under the Mountains. Its safe to drink and as I am a Dare Devil, I took like 10 Gulps of it. Anyways, we went to a Café and had a couple of drinks, I got so Bored I started to pour sugar to make like tracks on the table and make like a map. Then I got the Idea to make Faces with the Sugar. I made my 3 Favourite Faces, Silly Face, Nerd Face, and Cool Face.

In other News, About my Europe Pictures, Unfortunately I am going to have to show you a Picture of me and all the Rest at Home because my Mom has to Import the Pictures on to a Computer and I am guessing that’s Happening at Home. Until then…..

                           Waddle on,
                                   Dendo Guy

Summer Scary!

  Hello Penguins,
I have Arrived in Europe and now I am at my Cousins House in Split. (Tin) I cannot Post Pictures because they dont have Paint.  So I will just have to tell you in Words after I tell you this. I also cannot make Long Posts because on our Keyboards we have “R T Y U I” they have “R T Z U I” Where did the Y go? Its at the Bottom of the Keyboard with “Y X C V B” So when the Keyboard is like that it gets Real Annoying. On with the Secrets.

There were 3Secrets in this Catalogue. The First one is the Swim Goggles. To get them Click on “CP” on the Wetsuit. It Costs $220 PC (Penguin Coins)

    

The Second one was the RARE Electric Guitar that has been Gone for over a Year! To get it Click on the Other Electric Guitars Green Buttons. Its Costs an Amazing $975 PC Penguin Coins.

    

The Last one was the Viking Helmet, to get it Click on the Headphones (Anywhere) it Costs $750 PC (Penguin Coins) If you Open it 4 Times a Blue one will Appear and it Costs $1200 PC (Penguin Coins)

    

Thats all the Catalogue Secrets!

The Last Secret is the Butterfly Pin. It is at the Forest in the Middle on a Rock.

    

Remember my Schools Out Party? There were Scary an Funny Stories on that Event. Well lets Gather Around the Bonfire because I am going to tell TRUE Stories on what Happend on these Past 3 Days in Europe.

Day 1
Kidnapper

On the First Night in Europe I Experienced the Scariest thing ever. I have Already almost been Kidnapped and just 2 Days Ago this is What Happend.

I came to Sarajevo and Slept because I was Tired from the 12 Hour Flight there. We were at my Grandmas and when I Woke up it was Dark and I Figured it was Night, thing was that didnt look like my Room, I looked to the Side and it Appeared as if a Person that looked like a Passenger on the Plane had Kidnapped me. I found out I wasnt used to Waking up at my Grandmas and I went to where my mom was Sleeping. Second Time I woke up I started to get Mad because I just wanted to go to Sleep once and for all and just go Home. Third Times a Charm, I woke Up I Decided to look out of the Window, but I would have to pull up these EXTREMELY heavy Blinds that Protect the House. My Mom woke up and gave up then said she said that somebody might come in at the Middle of the Night so it was Best to keep them Closed but leave the Glass Open for Air. She said she will Sleep in my Bed to make me feel Safer (Told her About the Dreams) but she had to go to the Washroom First. I Layed down thinking and then I heard Footsteps that Gradually turned into Running ones and Louder ones. Then I Heard a BANG and Noticed that Someones Hands and Head was Pressed Against the Window. I Yelled for my Mom and he Ran Away. She called for my Grandma because we Believed he was still there and she Inspected the Place. Then my Mom told me on how if we come into a Poor Country just by looking you can Travel know you have Money. Our Luggages and Money were in that Room. I thought it was the Kidnapper that took a News Boy off the Streets 2 Weeks ago. Scary, eh?

Day 2
Toilet Terror

Short Story. We were coming to Split now to see my Sister and Cousins. We went on 3 Breaks for the Bus because it was 8 Hours Long, the First one we took Pictures. Second we had Ice Cream. What Happend on the Third one?

We had 10 Minute break and I needed to go to the Washroom. I went down the Stairs and into the Washroom where you had to use it FIRST PAY when this Lady Stops me and Starts Yelling and Screaming + called out Crazy Amounts on how much you had to Pay to use the Washroom and Yelled at my Mom. Major Spazz. In the end I went to the Washroom 3 Resteraunts down. Plus I felt like Yelling back and doing a Crazy dance then Sticking my Tongue out at her. My Mom just Laughed.

Double Trouble

Finally got to Split Half an Hour Late and my Mom was Lost. I gave her Opinions and she Denied, in the end she Used them and we were OK. 

When we got there me and my Cousin Horsed Around SOO Much and Caused a lot of Trouble. Then we got in Trouble, mostly me. Because my Mom didnt want me to Embarrass her. Were Family!

  Day 3
Digital Danger

The Pictures I took, GONE, VANISHED, KAPUT.

My Mom Lost her Camera and she thought it was on the Bus from the Drive Yesterday. I told her I asked her After we Left if she had her Camera and Video Camera and Everything we need. She said Yes Then I looked all of the Place for it, still didnt find it. Her Fault, Probably Ignored me when I asked her.

In other News, my Trip is Extended to the 25th so now the Contest is on Sept. 1st. Sorry for any Inconvenience! Until then…..

                                   Waddle on,
                                           Dendo Guy

P.S. Has anything TOTALLYUnexpected Happend to you on a Vacation?