Summer in Sarajevo

  Hello Penguins,
I am here to Tell you my Last Days in Europe. Then, my Next Post will be About Club Penguin, the Catalogues and Secrets, all that! Here are my Last Stories for you! The Pictures will be Posted Very Soon, as soon as my Mom Empties her USB.

Day 16
Slip n’ Slide

Today my family and I went to the Big Pool Again. This time when I went on the Slides I would Swing from the Metal Bar. It would Appear as if I Slipped and Launched myself down the Water Slide. 2 of the Three Slides I was able to slide on the very side of the Slide not even Touching the stream of Water. I am Hoping to come back on Day 20 so I can Exercise with my Uncle.

Day 17
House Hell

You’re supposed to Recover from a Bad Day by having a Good Day. I was Recovering from a Good Day by having a Bad Day. By the time it was the Afternoon I was so Bored that I started Complaining because I wasn’t in Canada. I Truly wanted to Go Home and my Mom sees that I was Right when I said I didn’t want to come this Year. I Promised Everyone that when I come Home I am going to Kiss Canadian Ground. I Promise you I will show you a Picture of that

Day 18
5 Hour Hair-do

Today we went to the City, my Mom, Sister, and Aunt were getting a New Do. When we got there my Aunt changed her Mind and didn’t want a Haircut. My Sister was still Deciding because she wasn’t Sure if she could “TRUST” these Stylists with her Hair. As for my Mom, she knew exactly what she Wanted and her Hair went to the Stylists. It looked like she was getting Highlights but they would have to wash her hair, Cut it, Dry it, Wash it Again, Dry it and then put the Highlights, then Wash it, and Dry it for the Third Time. My Sister was still Deciding and my mom was getting Angry because she couldn’t make up her Mind. She said no and we went to a Cafe. Luckily it had Internet and I know some of you spoke to me such as Mits and Dunya. By THE Time she came back with her Glamorous Hair the day was gone because it was Already 6:00 PM and we came at 1 PM!

Day 19
Drop and give me 500

Today me and my Aunt were going to be in the House Again so I decided to set Myself a Challenge by doing 500 Sit Ups in 1 Day. It was a Challenge and it wasn’t that Easy but I made it! 500 Sit Ups in 1 Day made me Twitch! I lost 2 lbs. Already! Anyways, my Stomach feels like a Bruised Banana, and my Foot feels Numb from all the Pressure.

Day 20
Coffee Stain

It was Evening and the Sun was Coming Down so it was Cooler to come Outside. My Mom was Friends with my Aunts Neighbours for a Long Time and we went to see them because they were just Next Door. She was showing me how to Enjoy a Cup of Coffee without the Handle Attached to the Cup. I know that because you just have to Hold it by the Top. Then she showed me the “Enjoy” part. She has these Sugar Hearts and they’re like Sugar Cubes
but in the Shape of a Heart. Then, you Dip the Sugar Heart in the Coffee and put the wet part on your tongue. Take a Sip of the Coffee and Swallow, even with the sugar it was a very Strong Taste. So I went to the Side of the Road Secretly and Launched it into the Air and it Splattered on the Road. Then, this old man came over and as soon as I saw him I turned back with an Empty Cup. Then the Lady’s Kid’s Friend asked me if I wanted to Play Wall Ball and I Agreed. We went to play were the old man was and he appeared as if he was gone but he came and mumbled out words, I could only Understand one and that was “Smotan” it means Clumsy and Stupid. Well I didn’t know what was up with Mr. Landlord but I hope what I did wasn’t Bad Luck.

Sticky Situation

A Few Hours Later the Lady’s Kid’s Friend Selma and the Lady’s Kid (Amina) asked me if I wanted to Play inside. I Accepted and I ended up putting on Artificial Nails. I only put 1 on my Thumb then Immediately Removed it because it was Weird. What did I use to put it on you Ask? I put on Glue for Artificial Nails, they put on High Performance Super Glue! I showed them the Differences and Translated the Meanings and I know in their mind they Freaked they just Wanted to stay Calm so their mom does! (You know how moms are) The Glue had Already been on there for a Day, but after a couple Hours in the Washroom… they got them out in Proudly! I don’t how they Pried it out, they must’ve used a Crowbar or Something!

Day 21
Absolutely Nothing

I didn’t do much Today. My Aunt, Sister, and Mom went to a Salon while I watched a Movie with my Uncle.

Day 22
Paint Misbehavin’

I had no Idea what to Name this Story so I Named it After a Game in Mario Party 8. Love that Mini-Game, and it Matches what Happened Today. Today I was Painting with my Uncle. I was Painting with a Roller, I Went Nicely Up and Down About 3 Times then went 1 Over. As for my Uncle he seemed as if he just wanted to get it off of his Mind. He went Up and Down Rapidly, then Sideways, and Diagonal. When my Dad Painted my Room he put Tape to not Paint the Ceiling, and if it was a Dark Colour he would Paint Everything White, then the Other Colour. In the end my Aunt had to Re-Paint Everything to make it look good. But, they still Painted the Ceiling so its as if you were in a Box.

Day 23
Bruised Banana

When I said I felt like a Bruised Banana because of the Sit-Ups, I was Wrong. I don’t know how I was so Clumsy Today but I hit myself over 100 Times. I Banged into Tables and Doors, then Stub my Toe or Bang my Fingers. If I got a Bruise from Everything I Hit I would look like a Plum!

Day 24
Mozart

I went to go see a Family Member and they have a Cat Named Mozart. This cat is Insane, hes 1 Year old and as Playful as a Kitten. He would Follow this String And I would Swing it into a Bag and he would Fly in. He was like Spiderman, he would spring off Couches and he could actually Run on Couches! The Funniest Part was when I put him on top of a Steep Couch and have a Wide open Bag underneath. I would throw the String in there and he Sky Dived into the bag Tumbling Somersaults. Poor guy was Tired in the End and the Next Story will Tell you Why.

Temperature

Its getting hot in here, so turn up the A/C. When we left Mozart’s it was Hot and Humid! My Uncle’s Car can take the Temperature Outside and Believe it or not, but when we were Driving the Temperature just kept Rising by 0.5 Every 30 Seconds it would Change and it went from 36.0 to 41.0! That’s 5 Degrees in About a 5 Minute Drive!

Day 25
Sandos

We met a Cool, Fun Guy at the Air Port that was going to be on the same Flight as us to Vienna. H eoculd speak English and he Lived in California. He knew how to Surf and all that. He had some Funny Stories to tell like how he broke his Cousin’s Barbies when he was little and said “The Ninja Turtles were Fighting” because he liked Ninja Turtles. Only thing was, I called him Sandos but his Name is Actually Sandros.

Tired

When I got Home from the 8 Hour Flight I was Unbelievably Tired. I wasnt in the Mood to Play Wii ( You can see how Tired I was ) or going on the Internet (In Sarajevo/Split I couldnt Wait) Or Play Video Games. I just Wanted to be with my Friends Outside, but it was Raining!

Thats All! I Hope you Read my Next Post About the Secrets and Stuff thats been Going on when I wasnt there! Time to Recover and show you all you need to know to get back on Track with Club Penguin! Until then….

                  Waddle on,
                          Dendo Guy